Godzilla Meat For Sale Now
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Japan’s best-known monster, Godzilla, is coming to stores soon – canned.
“Godzilla Meat,” actually 3.5 ounces of corned beef from Tokyo toy maker Takara Co., is packaged with pictures of the stomping, fire-breathing, irradiated dinosaur made famous by Toho movies that started coming out in the 1950s.
“People can eat Godzilla and become energetic and powerful. It’s got dreams mixed in with fun,”

God Is My Insurance Agent
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A lay preacher who claimed he did not need car insurance because God had given him divine protection from harm has been fined nearly £800.

Balls To Die For
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A 51-year-old scuba diver from Hickory drowned while searching for golf balls in a shallow, murky pond at a Lincoln County golf course Monday.
The inexperienced diver and his 38-year-old partner were diving in a large pond about 8 feet deep at the 15th hole of Westport Golf Club.
Around 1:30 p.m., the younger diver realized his partner was in trouble when he didn’t surface after the usual 15 minutes underwater. He scanned for some sign of the other diver. Then he asked a golfer to call 911.

Have You Asked the Rudest Question?
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If there is a communication that corrupts good manners most, it must be the ill-advised question. Now a respected American arbiter of etiquette has declared that the rudest question of all is “Why aren’t you married?”

Revenge?
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A 17-year-old juvenile, who may face charges for distributing a nude photograph of two classmates online, wanted revenge against the male in the picture, police said.
The juvenile, who is not named because of his age, was petitioned to Luzerne County Court on charges of harassment by communication and displaying obscene and other sexual material – both misdemeanors. He also faces felony charges of criminal use of a communication facility, said Exeter police Sgt. Leonard Galli. The photograph, which featured a 15-year-old male and a 15-year-old female, both of whom were naked, was taken during a gathering of friends at a house, Galli said. The teens were naked, but “not totally exposed,” he said, and would not describe the picture in greater detail.