Having Your Employer Pay for Your Hookers
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UA police are investigating John C. Buckingham Jr., the former head of the graduate business program, for allegedly using university money to pay for escort services while on business trips.

Some Kind Of Major Malfunction
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Police say that a drill instruction has been brutally beaten by a teenager that he was trying to help. The alleged beating happened at the “Boot Camp” in Martin County near the sheriff’s office.

Attack Of The Killer Vacation
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A Colorado newspaper reporter, one day into a hard-earned vacation with his girlfriend, died after being struck by lightning on Fort Lauderdale beach Saturday afternoon, according to police and rescue officials.

Rules are made for a Reason.
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Because it puts them at greater risk of being harmed, police officers in this state are trained not to reach inside cars they have pulled over. Still, Seattle police Officer Greg Neubert reached into the white Cadillac he and his partner had stopped for erratic driving late Thursday.
Neubert, police say, was going after a license that Aaron Roberts, the driver of the Cadillac, had offered and then withdrawn. Roberts, an escaped felon with a history of drug addiction, is believed to have been baiting Neubert.When Neubert, who is white, reached in for the license, police say Roberts, who was black, gunned the Cadillac forward and began dragging the officer along 23rd Avenue near East Union Street. The dragging stopped when Neubert’s partner, Craig Price, who is also white, fatally shot Roberts.

Wacky Prank, results in much trouble
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Inserting strong-bonding glue into the locks of 50 doors in the high school got Matthew Wien, Jeremy Umansky and Michael Powidel suspended. They missed both their prom and graduation. But the youths, all 18, also face serious adult vandalism charges. “This is a case of not knowing the consequences of what you do,” said Solon police Lt. Chris Viland. “These poor kids are looking at a felony record.”

Smart Dealing Teen
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A 14-year-old south Fort Myers girl is accused of taking $1,300 worth of jewelry from her mother and pawning it for $73 so she and her friends could go to New York.

We Still Have To Wait For Space Porn
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Cosmonauts claim that it is forbidden to have sex in space.
“A lot of different commissions — moral, ethical and medical ones — that were discussing this, finally ruled that one must not do it so far, because the consequences are unknown for those who would be born,” Cosmonaut Talgat Musabayev said in an interview published in the Friday edition of Rossiiskaya Gazeta.
Musabayev also gave a negative answer when asked whether anybody has ever had sex in space. “Definitely not, although there is a lot of idle talk around this,” he said.