An old newspaper clipping form my days as a midget wrestler… before my growth spurt ruined my career.

ah, sadly the text is lost, but a photo remains. when puberty hit, my body sprouted a bushel of hair (I’ve had the goatee since infancy…) and I grew another 3 and a half feet inside of a year. Ah well…wrestling is fake and for yahoos anyway. 🙂

My old gear –

Apprentice
From: Boston, Mass
Entrance: Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Height: 4’3″
Weight: 70
Finisher + Description: Spinning Splash. A Snuka type splash with 180 degree rotation.
Style: high flyer
Description: Pointed hat, blue cape, weightlifter tights (all blue with yellow stars), sandals.
Medical: Achondroplasia
Quote:I’m drinking my milk! One day, you’ll be sorry!

To all those who decided not to pull an April Fools joke today: thank you.

I’m going to start cursing in a moment.

ICQ breaks, then AIM, then any connections… frickin’ isp.

I’m pretty agitated… really haven’t seen the gal all weekend due to bad timing or tech trouble… I’m physically very antsy and irritable…. I need my fix of her.

on an up note, my machine is mostly up and running now, with the exception of my #2 monitor… I’m going to have to download directx 8, and hope for the best.

ok…

Got my drivers, and my supplier should be here in about an hour with the repaired bits…soon I’ll have sound, and more access to my machine.

I should be back online by 3ish, 4ish at the latest…it won’t be a moment too soon… I’ve missed my sweetheart so much… haven’t talked with her live for over a day, but we’ve blipped each other e-mail or ICQ.. so I’m not dead from withdrawal… Next time I see her, I’m going to just grab and run… take her to a private place and tell her all the love and desire I have for her…

Scotto does not like April fool’s day jokes.

I have been known to go wookie on folks (that I don’t love… my brother and girlfriend could probably get away with it, but they’re too sweet to do so) that play them on me, or hurt those I love with them. Practical Jokes just aren’t funny.

So, fair warning, people of Earth. Don’t monkey with me, because I will enforce a karmic retribution so heinous and vile, you’ll wonder how I was kept from being locked up for this long.

That is all.

last rant of the season. 🙂

Happy birthday Papoose and bsgi!

two keenos! 🙂

ugh. went poorly. will continue it tomorrow. got a 1 gig instead of a 900, though.

Going to bed, to dream of my girl…I’m missing her so much and I love her so dearly.