The Scotto Grotto (org)

Mermaid-Man and Barnacle Boy…. hee hee

Evilevilevil… death ray!

The aquaphone kills me… I want a telephone to chirp like a dolphin. 🙂 Evil is afoot!

Dumb quotes from action movies…

“Some motherDIRTYWORDers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.”
-blade… a movie with no hills or ice-skaters.

“Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.”
-xmen

That had so much potential… and lamed out at the end. Not in a cool way, either like “Why’d the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead”… just feeble. That dialog is crapulent.

and my all time fave, by sean connery… (not in The Rock as I’d thought earlier… but the even worse Just Cause)

“If that’s a habeas corpus then my ass is a banjo.”