In the POE news…

Man sues for getting drunk while trying to get drunk
John Remley of Norwood wants more than $1 million after an ”all-you-can-drink” contest left him falling-down drunk.

Super Bowl Records
The NYpost has the criminal reports of 16 players for years Superbowl. I think your kid will be less likely to get into trouble playing violent videogames then he will if he joins organized sports – just no one wants to prove that in a study.

New Bill Aimed at Drunken Politicians
In a jab at a rival whom they suspect of drunkenness, three representatives in Puerto Rico’s Legislature have filed a bill aimed at preventing lawmakers from drinking on the job.

Stacked and Packed Woman Going Back to Jail
Crippen was arrested by federal agents last fall after they learned she had posed nude with weapons. Photographs taken by her boyfriend eventually landed on the Internet. The photos showed Crippen, who was still serving a sentence for distributing methamphetamine, wearing an ankle monitoring bracelet. After she was arrested, her prison term was reinstated.

I am sure she made G Gordon Liddy proud.

I’ll Give You $50 for that Kid’s Thymus Glands
The hospital at the centre of a row over organ retention has admitted for the first time that it gave glands from live children for research purposes in return for cash.
Liverpool’s Alder Hey Hospital has admitted taking the organs and giving them to a pharmaceutical company in return for cash donations.

Pat On Butt A-Okay!
Italy’s Supreme Court has decided that a little unexpected pat on the bottom at work does not amount to sexual harassment — as long as it’s only occasional.

Goat Sex Too Loud
Queenie Hollon is fed up with the commotion coming from her neighbor’s home every night, but it’s not a booming stereo or an all-night party keeping her awake. It’s her neighbor’s amorous goats.

Zero Tolerance Is Always Stupid
Dugan caught his 15-year-old son smoking marijuana at home last week, took away TV and phone privileges, then called Buckeye High School to help catch the student who sold his boy a $5 joint.
Instead of helping, the school expelled the student and refused to take action against the dealer. School admins were just following their own rules – The no Narc Rules?

Is Anyone Leaving Now that Bush was Elected?
After threatening to expatriate themselves if Bush won the election, most would-be celebrity defectors put the back pedal to the metal.
Can someone please find a reason for Eddie Vedder to leave already? Alors, où est tout le monde maintenant?