I’ve been authorized by the jurisdiction of whatever city this is to punish you in whatever way I can think of!

This means you!

We’re Buccaneers! We used to have mundane office jobs, working in cubicles with water coolers and coffee cups with clever slogans and those wacky calendars with photos of diseased-looking chimps wearing neckties.

But you’ve got hooks and peg legs.

Funny about that.

Arr, Matey. Cap’n Emer will set a course for adventure… and looooove. Life’s sweetest reward. It’s an open smile… on a friendly shore!

The Love Boat.. soon we’ll be making another run.. the Looove boat… promises something for

EV- Ry- one!

Gah… Need more Coffee…