*ka-thunk!* (If a scotto falls in the cubicle, he does make a sound)

Payday. Last Friday of Hellterm. (7 business days is more than a week, I guess…) They ™ worked me hard this morning, but I got to see Ornj, for a wee bit… She’s so special, brings me right up. No time to polish off my holiday cards… I’ll have to do that tomorrow, early AM.

Must finish shopping this weekend. still far too much to do. naughty slacker scotto.

note to self – Year of Snake, January 24, 2001.

today in history –
In 1952, Christine Jorgenson is 1st person to undergo a sex-change operation
In 1964, Canada adopts maple leaf flag
In 1973, American Psychiatric Assn declares homosexuality is not mental illness
In 1973, Pirates of Caribbean ride opens at Disneyland

Holidays (even though I still have to work.)
[Esperanto League] Zamenhof Day (1859)
[Kazakhstan] Independence Day (1991)
[Malaysia] Hol Al-Marhom Sultan Ibrahim of Johore
[Netherlands Antilles] Kingdom Day/Statute Day (1954)
[Pakistan] Quaid-i-Azam’s Birthday
[US] Bill of Rights Day (1791)
[World] Underdog Day

And now, to find myself something hot to eat. A nice bowl of soup would set me right…

ok, geek holiday song/humor to follow.

for ($i=0; $i< =3; $i++) {print "Hon"}

santa claus < north pole >town

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus < north pole >town

cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus < north pole >town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep ‘bad|good’
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}

item 1

SIR, ARE YOU USING ONLY HALF YOUR BRAIN?

You’re pretty smart. We all know that.

You know all about partial differential equations, computer
programming, cost analysis, flow charts and vectors. If it can
be put into an equation, expressed in human language, or recorded
on a graph, you can handle it.

When it comes to the semantic circuit of the brain and precise
manipulations of symbol systems, you’re a champ. Any everybody
knows it.

But what about those mysterious right-hemisphere brain
functions? Intuition? Synergetic apprehension of whole systems?
Esthetics and ESP?

Imagine trying to live with one eye, or one lung, or one
testicle.
Isn’t it equally a handicap to use only half your brain?

“Specialization is for insects.”
— Robert A. Heinlein

“I once knew a man who was an ear, a magnificent ear, the
greatest ear in Europe. But that was all he was:an ear.”
— Nietzsche on Wagner

item 2.

HEY, MAN, ARE YOU USING ONLY HALF YOUR BRAIN?

You’re pretty hip. We all know that.

You can throw an I CHING hexagram and intuit its meaning. You
know all about Hedonic Engineering and staying high. You’ve seen
through all the social games.

When it comes to the neurosomatic circuit of the brain, and
body wisdom, you’re a champ. And everybody knows it.

But what about those mysterious left-hemisphere brain
functions? Wouldn’t you like to learn the secrets of the West,
previously known only to the adepts at the esoteric Princeton
Institute for Advanced Studies? Stranges arts like the Equation,
which predicts things before they happen, or the Syllogism, which
allows you to test an argument for internal validity? Or
wouldn’t you like to know how the mysterious Stereo works, or
what keeps planes from falling out of the sky?

Imagine trying to live with one eye, or one lung, or one
testicle.

Isn’t it equally a handicap to use only half your brain?

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