Pierce your nose or tongue? Nose, through the septum, just to see… I’d be worried on loss of sensation on the tongue, and cracking my teeth on the barbell.

Be serious or be funny? situational ethics here. I try to at least be a little funny.

Boxers or briefs? I wear both, briefs when alone, boxes then I’m with someone.

Whole or skim milk? whole

Single or Taken? single

Simple or complicated? simplicity is wonderful, when things are good. more honest.

Law or anarchy? Law

Flowers or angels? angels

Grey or gray? Grey

Read or write? Read

Color or black-and-white photos? black and white, with few exceptions.

M&M’s or Skittles? m&ms

Rap or rock? Rock, generally.

Stay up late or wake up late? wake up late!

TV or Radio? radio, prefer netradio, where I can manipulate the format.

Is it POP or SODA? soda, which in my book is short for soda pop.

X or O in tic tac toe? O

Eat an apple or an orange? that’s like comparing… well, you know. Currently leaning to apple.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Egg… dinosaurs had ’em!

Hot or Cold? hot water showers, cold weather.

Tall members of the opposite sex or short? I’m 6’6″, would love to date a 7 footer sometime, but shorties are so cute!

Sun or moon? Moon

Emerald or ruby? Ruby.

Left or right? Left

10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? I’d trade 1000 acquaintances for a true friend.

Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate

High or Drunk? not right now.

Green beans or carrots? carrots

Low fat or fat free? whatever doesn’t cause ‘anal leakage’ via olestra.

What is your biggest fear in the world? losing friends

Kids or no kids? Kids

Cat or dog? Right now, cat.

Half empty or half full? yes. totally variable, depending on context.

Mustard or ketchup? mustard.

Hard cover books or soft cover books? soft cover

Newspaper or magazine? etext of news

Sandals or sneakers? sandals

Wonder or amazement? amazement

Red car or white car? White

Happy and poor or sad and rich? Happy and poor
(does anyone pick the latter?)

Singing or dancing? Singing!

Hugging or Kissing? Hugging, more people are comfortable with it.

Corduroy or plaid? plaid.

Happy or sad? Happy!

Purple or green? green, but just barely.

A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? How long do I get to live? 🙂 Truly, friendship is my choice, hands-down